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9 points for safely picking street hookers in Lahore

The most visible part of prostitution in Lahore is perhaps the street hookers that adorn the streets of posh areas of Lahore at night. A regular of these street hookers noted that "... the art of these girls is that they standout in such a way that a trained eye can locate them from a afar at the same time avoiding attention of the ordinary passers by. 

Lahore has remained, continues to exercise a tolerance towards these workers of the night. They are usually on the main streets of the city, but generally in the shade of a tree or a sign board. 

An escort negotiating with a client on Mall Road.
Generally speaking prostitutes operate in pairs. They generally do this for their protection and safety. They are however comfortable in going alone with a customer if they feel comfortable enough.

A group of call girls negotiate with customers on a bike.
They often work in co-operation with rikshaw drivers, who are there for their transportation - if required.

A prostitute with a madam
Older prostitutes generally end up becoming handlers or "madams". Owing to their experience and age, they are generally more comfortable in negotiating with punters. 




Generally, you can take a prostitute to her flat, or your rented place, if you have one or even park in a unassuming place where you will not attract a lot of attention. The new parking buildings in Lahore are not recommended because of the cameras they have and the fact that there is no easy exit. Best it to park in a dark street, which shouldn't be too close to your own home.

So below is just few things one should be careful about:


  1. Don't panic! The selection of the right sex-worker is all part of the fun. Be patient and choose the girl that looks right. When you pull up to her (have the doors locked), be willing to drive away if your close up impression of her through the window is not good enough (too thin, wired, dirty, stinky etc.)
  2. Take only money that you need: Leave the credit cards elsewhere—and if you are dumb enough to keep your CNIC card in your wallet, you are too stupid to be reading this text. There are a couple other things you will want to have with you: condoms of course, some sanitising gel, and a plastic bag (more about this curious item in the paragraphs to come). 
  3. Keep looking over your shoulder: scan for plainclothes men sneaking around the area. If he looks like the pimp, decide whether you want to deal with him or not. 
  4. Negotiate price and services: Make sure that you tell the girl exactly what you want her to do and exactly how you want her to do it and what you intend to pay.  
  5. Never pay until the deed is done: show the prostitute the money and then place the sum out of her reach. If you want to tip the sex worker, then tell her exactly what she has to do to get the extra money (like “not rushing” or “swallowing”). Once everything is satisfactory and satisfied, pay the poor girl exactly what you promised. If you feel like cheating something, find a victim that deserves to be defrauded: like the government.
  6. Never bring her "home": parents are away or whatever, this is a big no. Always do your copulation in rented accommodations. The last thing you want is an uninvited female on your doorstep. The less she knows about you, the less she can use against you. Always keep your personal life hidden from a “public woman.
  7. Check the accommodations for hidden cameras. You are at her place, and it is nice a cozy, just look around and check the room for peepholes. Chances are any miniature video camera would be concealed in a manufactured object like a clock or smoke director, so examine those items before you remove your clothes. If there is a mirror strategically positioned by the bed, you should make sure that it is not a one-way glass (if you place your finger directly on the surface of a genuine mirror, there should be a gap between your digit and the reflection). 
  8. Never leave any condem behind. Make sure that you either flush the condom down the toilet or take the condom with you when you leave (yuck, but this is where that plastic bag of yours really proves really, really useful).
  9. Never accept any drugs or drinks from a prostitute that you have just met. Since incapacitating drugs are a worry, you have to be concerned about having your wallet or kidney stolen. Don’t accept anything; you need to be doing all the offering.

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